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Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

A caller tells me how he’s been put in charge of his teenage cousins against his will after their mom was put in jail. We also talk about how this would make a cool tv show. Afterwards a caller is kicked out of the house by her boyfriend and I review contemporary television with a final caller. What are you bringing to the office potluck? I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hello?
0:03.0	Hello? What's up?
0:04.0	Is this Lyle?
0:05.0	Yeah, who-dis?
0:07.0	No way, this is Daniel.
0:09.0	New phone.
0:10.0	Who-dis, you know that?
0:11.0	I do. I have heard that. This is Daniel, huh? Yeah, I didn't even get a call screen or is that new?
0:18.0	Um, wait, have we spoken before Daniel? We have not.
0:24.0	Oh, well, what's up, man?
0:26.0	Is there anything that you wanted to talk about or you just want to freeball it?
0:32.0	I'm down to free ball it but I'm also
0:34.0	do to talk about stuff I've called you thousands and thousands of times and
0:38.8	this is the first time I've gotten dirty and that's crazy that's that's sweet. I got all right so in those thousands and
0:45.2	thousands of times you've called me like I have to imagine I have to imagine you
0:50.6	called a thousand times for you had something in mind that was such a
0:55.0	ruminating thought on your mind you had to I mean it changes like every day when I
1:02.0	call you like when I first started calling you early 2020 I was playing no man sky and I always
1:08.1	want to tell you that I played as a geck which was like the race that I played as
1:11.7	and I didn't know if you knew that that was a race on there.
1:14.4	No, I didn't, but that's, I heard the game sucks.
1:18.4	It does, it's a big time suck.
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