You know how old I am?

Well, precisely, yes. And you're having a birthday soon. I am, so I'm about to get older. Yeah. So I can only imagine what I'm going to get when I get older in a couple days. I am targeted ads for ED medication old. Oh, dear. And not only am I targeted ads for ED medication old, I'm old enough that when I see that, I go,

wait, what? And I look at it and then I accidentally touch it. So now they think I'm interested.

For those of you who don't know, because you're young and you don't have this problem,

as Paul obviously does. As Paul obviously does. As Paul obviously does. There's anything wrong

with that. ED is erectile dysfunction.

It is a lack of blood flow to the netheres.

Yes.

There were flavors of ED medication.

I'm like, how often are people taking this?

Because I don't think it should just be a pill.

Was it chewables?

Yes.

E.D. chewables? E.D. Chewables.

Huh.

Like Flintstone vitamins for your cock. Exactly. It's so weird. It's to set it and forget it. Yeah. It's kind of thing. If they put even half the money they put into ED medication into studying perimenopause. Yeah. Into studying climate change. The world. No, but seriously, though, study perimenopause. because there's some shit happening to me that I'm like, I don't, is this normal? Because one thing I have been getting lately is right before my period, I'll have three days where I am so sad. I am the saddest little toaster ever. And I'm like, well, the world, it's like I turned into like a black and white

French movie. And I'm like staring out the window at the rain and going, well, life isn't

really worth living anymore. The enuit has set in forever. And I, oh, there's my period. I'm

fine. I'm good. I feel fine. The sexy French depression was, it was only temporary.

It was only temporary. It was only temporary.

Hey, I'm Paul. And America.

And this is That Aged Well.

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