The Warriors Are Who We Thought They Were

Mickstape

Barstool Sports

Sports, Basketball

4.8 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2017

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Kevin Durant wins Finals MVP after the Warriors claim the series in 5 games. If only there had been an NBA podcast which had told you this was going to happen all playoffs long. Because this was such a foregone conclusion, Tyler and Coley spend only a few minutes on the Finals before moving on to the NBA Draft, Darius Miles' estate sale, and Sebastian Telfair's new gun-running endeavor.

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0:00.0	Hey, mixed tape listeners. You can find us every Sunday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube.
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0:11.0	Now you take your big three and you stuff it right the fuck up your ass, you're big three.
0:17.0	You ruined the NBA, you fuck.
0:19.0	Mother fucker!
0:20.0	You ruined the NBA, you fuck you!
0:22.0	You hurt my ass!
0:24.0	Yeah, she's fillies in the house.
0:30.0	Yeah, she's time, yeah, she's time, yeah.
0:37.0	For the year 2G, the rap game changed for one nation.
0:41.0	You ain't no stain, anything on display.
0:43.0	Remains are found when the best kept seep you can hear it.
0:46.0	You ain't platinum with a gold stride, so in the game you want you to cheat.
0:49.0	I'm pretty upset at the calves for prolonging the inevitable.
0:54.0	I'm pissed at the war, I'm more upset at the warriors.
0:57.0	That's where my anger is.
0:59.0	Talk about it.
1:01.0	I wanted this done in four or seven.
1:04.0	It's not going to be done in four, so seven it is.
1:10.0	Yeah, I mean right now, on Monday afternoon, four o'clock PM, so I saw it 12 hours before this game kicks off.
1:19.0	Eastern Standard Time.
1:22.0	Right now, I'm the highest jinx.
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