0:00.0	Forever
0:00.8	Dog.
0:04.1	Warning.
0:05.6	The following podcast may contain water slides full of sauce,
0:10.6	controversial speeches about butt hygiene,
0:14.0	and crazy goddamn dogs.
0:16.8	The Disney Corporation evicted Abraham Lincoln for an animatronic of their founder, and we're here to talk about it. It's the Walt Robot on Podcast The Ride, where we the hosts want to be very clear.
0:52.7	When we die, we wish to be turned into as many robots as possible.
0:58.9	I am hopefully future robot Scott Gardner, joined by future robot, God willing, Michael Carlson.
1:06.2	Yeah, and any kind of robot is fine. You can turn me into a toilet robot for all I care.
1:11.8	I just want to be a robot.
1:13.7	It doesn't matter.
1:15.3	I'm going to need a little more elaboration as to how,
1:18.8	what specifically you're imagining when you say toilet robot
1:21.0	and how it's possible to make it look in some way like you.
1:25.9	There is any different,
1:31.0	there are a number of ways you could make a toilet robot, I think.
1:35.4	And I think like you could make a robot of me and it's my size.
1:36.2	It's two scale.
1:37.0	It's six three.
1:39.1	And I'm holding a toilet bowl.
1:42.4	It's like a sculpture from Batman and Robin or Batman Forever.
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