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The Always Sunny Podcast

The Waitress is Getting Married

The Always Sunny Podcast

Megawatt Productions

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.914.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2023

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Glenn. Yes. Okay. What? We got a chapel for you. Oh, yeah. A real champ. A real champion.

0:12.0

They give me a medal on everything. You have a trophy? You have a big trophy that you're

0:16.6

going to keep in your home. The trophy stays with the club, but they put a medal on me.

0:21.4

And I could, and at the moment, no, it was just like, like, you know, like when I got,

0:27.6

best attendance in baseball, this is top of the league. Yeah. Right. But I guess what I

0:34.0

mean is like, do the, do, is this a medal? Is this a tradition for owners of teams in the

0:42.0

league that you're in to get a medal if you are at the top of the league? Or did they make

0:47.3

a medal for you and Ryan because you're you and Ryan. You know, like, you know, we're very

0:54.6

aware of it. We're very aware of that. And, and I do, yes, everybody gets a medal, but I was

1:01.1

both excited. In the moment when they put it on, I, we were just elated, but it is a little bit

1:06.1

embarrassing to be wearing a medal for something you really did do. No, no, no, hang on a second.

1:11.4

Now, now if you're the trainer and you've taped people's ankles up all year long for the,

1:17.6

you know, Boston Red Sox, sax in the World Series, you get a World Series ring. You deserve that.

1:22.3

You're a part of a team. You're part of a team. You're part of a team effort. Okay.

1:27.1

And it's a team effort. Now, if you, if you fucked up someone's ankle taping and they fucking

1:32.0

spraying their ankle like trying to score in the final game and you don't win, because it's your

1:37.1

fault. But if you still won and homeboy sprains his ankle and you still get a medal. You're like,

1:41.1

because it's not just a team. It's a team. It's an organization. And that's why Oscars are better than,

1:46.9

you know, sports awards because they're subjective, arbitrary, individual, and individual.

1:54.8

So not only are you getting awarded for your imaginary achievements, you know, you're getting

2:00.5

to take all the credit. Yeah, one thing that we were that I'm very proud of is enough. I'm,

2:07.5

I always find it creepy when they award the say the Super Bowl trophy or the NBA finals trophy or

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