From deep within the NPR archives, this is the Weight Weight Enthology.

I'm Bill Curtis. From more than two decades, weight weight don't tell me has been compiling

a deep storehouse of knowledge collected from over 1,000 shows. And now, to celebrate

our 25th anniversary, we're opening that vault to you, our listeners. Each episode of

the Weight Weight Enthology will highlight a different topic. This week, Reality TV, from

the real housewives of Beverly Hills to the real housewives of Boise, Idaho. We love

Reality TV. But there's only one franchise that gets our final rose. The Bachelor.

Alright, Randolph, here is your last quote.

Give us your grumpyest old man. Give us your goldenest girl.

That was the head of Reality TV at ABC announcing a new version of what show, but this time just

for seniors.

Oh yeah, I'm going to need a hint for this one.

Well, if you get this question right, Randolph, I will give you a rose.

Is the Bachelor?

It is the Bachelor, yes! The Bachelor, of course, is the very popular show, with handsome

men and women are bred with each other to create a super race of beautiful shallow people.

They will have a new edition for people 65 and older. This is not a new concept. Just

pictured Tuesday's Democratic debate, but with more kissing. That's what that debate

was missing, honestly, this week.

Kissing?

Zero make out session.

Zero roses.

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