From deep within the NPR archives, this is the Weight Weight Enthology.

I'm Bill Curtis.

From within two decades, weight weight don't tell me has been compiling a deep storehouse

of knowledge collected from over 1000 shows.

And now, to celebrate our 25th anniversary, we're opening that vault to you, our listeners.

Each episode of the Weight Weight Enthology will highlight a different topic.

First up, cats.

Well, they may seem cute and cuddly.

Don't be fooled inside every cat is the heart of a murderer.

Or at the very least, a very hungry man slaughterer.

All right, Monica, you do have one more lemur.

Here is your last limit.

My dumb cat never comes up to greet me.

He just glares at my chair to unseat me.

And if I should die, not long would I lie for that jerk would just come up and eat me.

Yes, cats, it turns out really do love people for dinner.

We've suspected this for years just because cats are evil.

But researchers figured out an ingenious way to test this theory.

They fed the cats human corpses.

Seriously, there's this research lab at Macy University in Colorado.

It's quite well known.

They have this walled garden where they put out bodies that have been donated.

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