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The Voyager Program

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🗓️ 18 September 2019

⏱️ 50 minutes

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The Voyager program is an American scientific program that employs two robotic probes, Voyager 1 and Voyager 2, to study the outer Solar System.[1] The probes were launched in 1977 to take advantage of a favorable alignment of Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune. Although their original mission was to study only the planetary systems of Jupiter and Saturn, Voyager 2 continued on to Uranus and Neptune. The Voyagers now explore the outer boundary of the heliosphere in interstellar space; their mission has been extended three times and they continue to transmit useful scientific data. Neither Uranus nor Neptune has been visited by a probe other than Voyager 2.

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0:00.0

I mean, I thought it was okay, it just didn't wow me so no, I feel the same way.

0:06.7

I did like the, uh, the Crystal Gems remix though.

0:10.4

That was fun.

0:11.4

Oh yeah, and that drift away song that was all that business.

0:13.8

Yeah, they're both good, right?

0:16.8

Gentlemen, welcome to the future.

0:20.2

Oh, Monday, it's Monday.

0:22.2

Monday.

0:23.2

Right, yeah, I just said a thing on my watch about that.

0:25.2

I got about that.

0:26.2

See now that's smart.

0:27.2

I gotta get a well.

0:28.2

What do you think?

0:30.0

Well, I mean, I think you nailed all our sound equipment together in a ball and

0:34.8

satellite.

0:35.8

You're planning to fire it out the window at the yoga studio across the street.

0:39.4

Launch it into space, but yes, so far good.

0:41.5

Using a slingshot you've made from a sex swing and a field goal from a football field around

0:46.3

the corner and provides launch mechanism.

0:48.7

Otherwise, and it also isn't going to work.

0:52.0

So yeah, like not even a little bit sex swings can't handle that kind of low.

0:55.8

Right?

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