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hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now.

I am your lovable, huggable, mid-morning chat host, Eric Von Hesler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares. Man of a thousand voices,

Tim Andrews, lady of 184.5 characters, and I'm just learning a co-host of this show, Autumn

Fisher, the man behind the glass, Shaney Bee, and the handsomest producer in all of

Producery, Jared Yamamoto.

Were you that great person yesterday that rescued that chicken on the connector, Eric?

No, I am not.

I am a person who has a life.

I thought I saw you on the G-dot camera over there, picking the chicken up and throwing in your backseat of your Kia.

I find this hilarious.

Basically stop traffic on the connector because there was a chicken.

And then what happened? Some good Samaritans.

My guess? Not necessarily. Old people are hokey too. My guess, 35 or under, I don't know. They still look pretty young in the video here.

So they stopped the car. There's a chicken on the connector, and this backs up traffic. I don't know if they

stopped traffic, or if it was just because these good Samaritans stopped their car in what

appears to be the middle of the connector, and got out, in their minds, rescued the chicken, put the chicken in their back seat, and drove on.

Now, first of all, I want to say, I can't imagine what that car looks like. From the point

of view of the chicken, from the point of view of the chicken, you are a threat. The chicken

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