Somewhat live from Jimmy's Tequila and Cardase.

Hour one of the Bon Hesler Doctrine begins right now.

I am your lovable, hug-able, mid-morning chat host, Eric von Hessler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares, man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews,

Lady of quite a few voices in her own right, Autumn Fisher, and the handsomest producer in all of producery, Jared Yovamato.

Thank you all for being here.

This is a very special show.

If you're listening on the radio, we're somewhere else, because this was done like two weeks ago.

Very special show in front of a very special crowd. We are in front of people. on the radio, we're somewhere else, because this was done like two weeks ago.

Very special show in front of a very special crowd.

We are in front of people, all who paid way too much money, not way too much money for children's health care of Atlanta, but by far, way too much money to see us do our act.

But they're good, wonderful people who are paid for a private show.

And we're glad.

We are glad to be here.

I know it's an audio medium, but what you can't see that our audience can see,

Autumn getting drunk already.

So this is going to be.

I'm fine.

It's going to be a great...

It's going to be a great... When can I do Annie?

Well, you're already...

You are Annie.

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