Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, and beyond, hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now.

I am your lovable, huggable, mid-morning chat host, Eric Von Hesler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares.

What about the ones you hear?

I have a few more.

I have a few more doctrinares in my head than in the room.

Man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews.

Lady of quite a few voices in her own right, Autumn Fisher,

and the handsomest producer in all of producery.

Jerry Yamamoto.

I wanted you to announce yourself.

Hey, that's right.

That's why I'm here for you.

Bring yourself up to the thing.

Yeah, I did.

I kind of blanked on your name.

You know, we've been blessed with a tan.

And I don't have the audio here, but give me the accompaniment I need.

The great Fred Blankenship.

Just as I was starting the show was on the other side of the glass

and he was pointing to me and smiling, and I thought, oh, I think he likes me.

He rattled me, the idea that the great Fred Blankenship...

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