Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, and beyond, hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins.

Right now.

I am your lovable, huggable, mid-morning chat host, Eric Von Hesler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares,

man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews, lady of quite a few voices in her own right, Autumn Fisher,

and the handsomest producer in all of producery, Jared Yamamoto. Already starting off this Tuesday with a good deed, Eric.

How about that?

Oh, I know.

I got to bring this up.

Here's the thing.

We all do nice things.

We all do little good deeds.

I think, I mean, maybe serial killers don't.

But I don't know.

Maybe a serial...

They might.

Who knows?

Maybe before they turn to serial killing, they're actually nice people. I don't know. I don't know how the whole serial killer mind works. But I do know that we all, from time to time, perform a good deed, go out of our way. But this one, Jared Yamamoto, is, what are you, 32 years of age? I am. You are a millennial, so what does that mean?

He'll do good deeds, but he must inform the world and take credit for doing a good deed.

So apparently, what did you do?

Do you save a cardinal this morning?

A little baby cardinal that had fallen out of its nest. I was walking out of my courtyard and I saw it on the ground and I found the nearest nest and I was like, okay,

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