Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, and beyond, the first half hour of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now.

I am your lovable, hubbable, mid-morning chat host, Eric von Hesler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares.

Man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews, still on paternity leave, welcoming young Gilbert to the

planet Earth, getting to know his new baby boy.

Lady of quite a few voices in a row right, Autumn Fisher, will join us when she thought we were going on the air,

which would be about a half an hour from now.

But we do have the handsomest producer in all of producery, Jared Yamamoto.

Hey, I guess in this case, the early bird does get the worm there.

Early bird gets everything.

The early bird, you know what happens to the early bird?

The early bird sometimes is taking a nap on the couch in his office, thinking he has,

oh, I don't know, 50, 55 minutes left before he has to start the show.

And sometimes the early bird finds out that something somewhere took a turn, right? And the early bird needs to get up

off the couch and get out there and get on the air early. I don't really know what it is. I'm not

an engineer. Some sort of technical snafus are going on, so they ask us to go on early

and gives us an extra half hour, Jared Yamamoto, I believe, because this isn't our half hour, right?

No. This is, we can destroy. Like, we couldamoto, I believe, because this isn't our half hour, right? No.

This is, we can destroy.

Like, we could do anything we wanted, make everybody turn off the radio, think this is the

worst damn radio I've ever heard in my life.

I've already called the strippers to come in, so that way they can go.

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