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Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia and beyond,

hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now.

I am your lovable, soon to once again be huggable,

mid-morning chat host Eric von Hesler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares.

Man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews, is taking some time off.

He's driving up the eastern seaboard, I believe, finding himself, finding America.

However, we do have a lady of quite a few voices in her own right, a mother of

two, an empowered female, and a personal hero of mine, Autumn Fisher, and of course the handsomest

producer in all of producery, Jerry Jammamoto.

Wishing William Shakespeare a happy 457th birthday today, guys.

Well, he's dead and buried, so he can't really hear you.

But I'm sure if he were here, if he were here, he'd probably write a play and be very happy to hear.

How old, 457 years old?

I thought he was older than that.

I thought he was older.

That William Shakespeare, he's responsible for like, I don't know, 700 words or something

in the English language.

Weird ones, too, like bandit.

Banded and licorish.

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