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Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, and beyond, hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins.

Right now. I am your lovable dude who's inching a bit closer to being once again,

hot-nobald, mid-morning chat host, Eric Von Hessler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares.

Man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews.

Lady of quite a few voices in her own right,

a mother of two, an empowered female,

and a personal hero of mine, Autumn Fisher,

and the handsomest producer in all of producery, Jared Yamamoto.

I don't know how you're handling this news this morning right now, Eric, but this is big.

J-Lo and A-Rod are officially broken up, guys.

All right, stop the music.

Everything needs to stop here.

Just ask this question.

First, a moment of silence.

Thank you.

That's not silence.

You said, thank you, and that broke the silence.

I'm sorry.

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