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The Von Haessler Doctrine

The Von Haessler Doctrine S8/E043 - Legumes & Drupes

The Von Haessler Doctrine

WSB Radio

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4.7695 Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2021

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Join Eric, @Timstagramhere, @Autopritts @Jaredyamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about Neanderthals, state nuts, the Metaverse, and much more! “Brought to you by Reliable Heating and Air."

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0:00.0

Thanks for listening to the Von Hesler Doctrine podcast.

0:04.0

Remember, you can hear the show every weekday from 9 to noon right here on 95.5 WSB, Atlanta's News and Talk.

0:18.0

Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, and beyond, our one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now.

0:29.6

I am your lovable. For the time being, not so huggable, mid-morning chat host, Eric Von Hesler.

0:35.6

The other voices you hear are the doctrine Nannes. Man of a thousand

0:41.2

voices, Tim Andrews, lady of quite a few voices in her own right, Autumn Fisher, and the handsomest

0:49.8

producer in all of producer, Jared Yellowstone. It's going to be a good day, Eric. I've got a good feeling about this.

0:57.1

You've got a good feeling about it being a good day. It seems rather nice outside.

1:02.6

What number are we looking at on the old mellish meter?

1:05.2

It's another?

1:06.0

Is it another 10?

1:08.1

To me, it's another 10, which on one hand, I celebrate, but you know, it puts pressure on us.

1:16.7

Kirk Mellish is the W.S.B. Radio meteorologist, and when he starts the day off telling our listeners it's going to be a 10. A lot of pressure on the show.

1:28.3

You don't want to deliver an eight von Hessler Doctrine when Kirk has prepped the

1:34.3

the listeners for a 10 all the way around.

1:38.3

But we will do the best that we can.

1:41.3

We, yeah, I don't have a problem with it, folks.

1:47.5

This show today, we're competing with Mother Nature.

1:52.1

And you can't go higher than a 10 without getting into spinal tap humor. So all we can do is try to deliver what Mother Nature has already granted you.

1:58.3

And that is a 10 on a scale of one to 10 for the bond

2:03.9

Hessler meters which is a nickname of this well listen that was a long time ago

2:09.3

to people and that more of a meters they say all meters are not the same is based on a whole different metric that's going on there.

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