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Remember, you can hear the show every weekday from 9 to noon, right here on 95.5 WSB, Atlanta's News and Talk.

Music Atlanta's News and Talk. Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, and beyond,

hour one of the Von Hessler Doctrine begins right now.

I am your lovable for the time being not so hubbable, mid-morning chat host, Eric von Hessler.

The other voices you hear are the Doctrine's.

Man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews.

Lady of quite a few voices in her own right.

If I do say so myself, Autumn Fisher,

and the handsomest producer in all of producery, the Jared Yamamoto.

Wishing you a good Thursday, Eric.

I wish you a good Thursday. I wish, hey, listen, I just heard it's a 10 on the Mellish meter.

So everybody, let's go.

If we have a day that is a 10, that means the show has to be an 11.

And that means everybody needs to sit upright and get ready to deliver for our great

audience.

It should go without saying, no one on the show should at any

point be crocheting today because it's a 10 on the mellish meter and all doctrinaire hands on

deck. We know that when it's a 10 weather-wise in Metro Atlanta, the Von Hesler Doctrine feels an obligation to deliver an 11 as far as the show goes.

And we're going to start.

Pretending to crochet when they're pretending to knit.

Oh, I see.

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