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Music. Atlanta's News and Talk. Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, and beyond, hour one of the Von Hessler Doctrine begins right now.

I am your lovable for the time being not so huggable mid-morning chat host, Eric Baum Hessler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinaire's.

Man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews.

Lady of quite a few voices in her own right, Autumn Fisher, and the handsomest producer in all of

producery, Jared Dalamoto.

Wishing you a happy pretend to be a time traveler day, Eric.

Is that what this is?

Yes, it is.

Oh, my goodness, they really are reaching.

Does every day have to be a national day? How about national? It's not National Anything Day. That's what we need. One day that's national,

it's not National Anything Day. What's today national? Pretend to be a time traveler day.

You know, I want to say to the 17 kids who would have taken this seriously, you are so lucky there's a lockdown and you're probably not actually going to a school.

Because no one's going to get beaten up.

I'm a time lord.

Yeah, I mean, you know me.

I'm anti-violence.

And I don't like to see the kids squabbling and going at each other.

Not a fan of the bullying.

Although, if you think about it,

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