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hour one of the Von Hessler Doctrine begins right now.

I am your lovable for the time being not so huggable.

Mid-morning chat host, Eric Von Hessler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares.

Man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews.

Lady of quite a few voices in her own right, if I do say so myself, Autumn Fisher,

and the handsomest producer in all of producery, Jared Yamamoto.

Happy National Go to an Art Museum Day, Eric. Who would have thought?

It's too bad they're all locked up because of the pandemic.

Hey, any better get those paintings six feet apart.

For heaven's sakes. We're taking this stuff seriously.

There's too many people in that composition there.

Yes, it's too many. Exactly. I don't think, you know what? I think it's wrong because art is an influencer. I think it's wrong to show any art where two people are closer than six feet together. So only large murals. Those are the only, you know what? I'm a responsible art lover. I am not going to do the wrong thing. So I only go see very large murals. You know, like that horrible art you see in the side of a wall, the middle of the city.

Always the worst art.

Mural art, the worst art of the history of the world.

You must love the that line.

I'm not talking about graffiti.

I'm talking about state, so, you know, state sanctioned, city sanctioned murals.

Look at all these children playing soccer.

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