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Oh? Atlanta's News and Talk. Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, and beyond, hour one of the Von Hessler Doctrine begins right now.

I am your lovable for the time being not so huggable, mid-morning

chat host Eric Von Hessler. The other voices you hear are the doctrinares. Man of a thousand voices,

Tim Andrews. Lady of quite a few voices in her own right, if I do say so myself, Autumn Fisher,

and the handsomest producer in all of producery, Jared Yamamoto.

And I sure hope you came prepared with some Thursday thoughts, Eric.

My Thursday thought is actually this. Let's have some fun today. Let's just decide.

Let's just make the decision to start this day, having fun in midst all of the, what's

that German phrase, the stern and the drung, the drong, the sting and the stram.

Sturm and drum.

What is it?

The drum and the stern and the drum, the strong, it's like storm clouds.

Somebody look it up. What's the... Strum and drank.

Strum and drank.

Amidst the strum and drank. Whatever. Whatever.

Excuse us. Here is a warning to everyone listening. If you are in any way triggered or offended by fellow Americans enjoying themselves and having a good time in these serious times that we live in, I would just like to bid you a fond adieu. Goodbye. There are other places that you should be and you can find. Oh, go to your screens. That's what you're going to tell you, right? They're going to let you know. How, don't you want to know how much crappier today is than yesterday?

Go to your screen.

My aunt posted this thing on Facebook and now I'm on that.

Oh, I'm so angry and I haven't even finished my first cup of coffee.

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