Congratulations, ladies and gentlemen. This is your humble host, Eric von Hessler.

I wanted to step in and congratulate you because I believe that you've just downloaded

one of the worst radio performances I've ever given. I'm just going to warn you that almost

everything that I assert in the first 20 to 40 minutes of this podcast turns out to be

absolutely wrong. My heart was in the right

place. My brain, I don't know where it was. But hey, this is special. This may go down

as the worst radio performance Eric von Hessler ever gives as the host of the Von Hesler

doctrine. And in a way, that makes it worth listening to. It's special.

What makes things special? The fact that they're rare. And this is a really rare, special

performance where almost everything that I assert at the beginning of this show turns out to be wrong.

Congratulations. Enjoy. beginning of this show turns out to be wrong congratulations enjoy thanks for

listening to the Von Hessler Doctrine podcast remember you can hear the show every

weekday from nine to noon right here on 95.5 WS.B. Atlanta's News and Talk.

Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, and beyond, hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now.

I am your lovable for the time being not so huggable mid-morning chat host, Eric von Hesler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinaire's.

Man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrew,

lady of quite a few voices in her own right,

Autumn Fisher,

and the handsomest producer in all of producery,

Jared Yombo.

And we've all really got that Friday feeling today, Eric.

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