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Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, and beyond,

hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now.

I am your lovable for the time being not so huggable mid-morning chat host, Eric Von Hessler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares.

Man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews.

Lady of quite a few voices in her own right. And if you want to talk pencils, she's your gal, Autumn Fisher,

and the handsomest producer in all the producery, Jerry Delamoo.

Happy Friday Eve, Eric.

Oh, isn't that one way of looking at it?

You know, Autumn said it feels like a Friday.

And I thought, I'm going to go with that because if tomorrow feels like a Saturday, I'm not going to show up.

But, by the way, I do want to start today's show by calling for the cancellation of talk show host Eric von Hessler.

He should be canceled immediately.

Number one, he got up and he's willing to do his job this morning,

which is outrageous.

Unacceptable.

It's unacceptable.

We know it's radio.

It's at the low end on the last rung on the entertainment ladder just below circus clowns,

but it does count as entertainment. He does count as sort of an entertainer. And just the mere fact

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