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Music Atlanta's News and Talk. Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, and beyond, hour one of the Von Hessler Doctrine

begins right now.

I am your lovable.

For the time being, not so huggable, mid-morning chat host, Eric von Hessler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinairs.

Man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews.

Lady of quite a few voices in her own right,

if I do say so myself, Autumn Fisher.

We do not have the handsomest producer in all of producery.

We do, however, have the world's oldest teenager, English Nick, filling in.

And I'm pretty handsome if I do say so.

Well, I mean, when I call you the world's oldest teenager, that kind of says it right there.

To me, and I said this before, and this is meant to be flattering, because I'm talking about the group, not the species.

Yeah, it kind of looked like an aging monkey.

I'm talking about the monkeys, the television group. Daydream believer and all that.

If I saw you somewhere, I say, that guy used to be in the monkeys.

Yeah, it makes sense.

I don't remember him.

Walking down the street.

It's Peter Tork.

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