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Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, and beyond,

hour one of the Bon Hessler Doctrine begins right now.

I am your lovable, for the time being not so huggable mid-morning chat host, Eric Bon Hessler. The other voices you hear are the doctrinaire's.

Man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews.

Lady of quite a few voices in her own right, Autumn Fisher, and the handsomest producer in all of producery, Jared Yamamoto.

And wishing a happy Monday to you, good sir.

Well, happy Monday to all and to you as well, my good.

If you call me a good sir, do respond with uh yes a good sir my good sir

yes yes gentle matne wishing you uh happy monday my uh my evil sir only the good sirs only the good sirs

get recognized kids know, know this.

You might steal that third cookie, and it might taste good for a while, but you'll get

habits that make you evil.

And then as you get older, no one will ever say to you, happy Monday, good sir, because

you'll be known that you were an evil, sir.

Well, at best.

Quite a weekend.

My family's out of town, so I had a lot of pizza boxes piling up.

There's that thing when you're all alone, when you're an old man and you're all alone.

And suddenly it's like living in a dorm again, but you're an old man and you're all alone, and suddenly it's like living in a dorm again,

but you're alone.

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