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Music Atlanta's News and Talk. Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, and beyond, hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins,

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I am your lovable for the time being, not huggable mid-morning chat host Eric von

Hessler. The other voices you hear are the doctrinares, man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews,

lady of quite a few voices in her own right, and looking quite lovely with no makeup this morning, Autumn Fisher,

and the handsomest producer in all our producery with quite a bit of makeup, Jared Yamamoto.

You caught me, man. I was working on my eye shadow a little bit.

I know. That's okay. Look, I know that, you know what it says to me, It says to me that you care. It's showtime. And so you have to put your face on, Jared.

No, we're not all born with Autumn's face. She can just show up and, you know, without all the...

She's just glowing. I don't know why. She's just like glowing. Her face is glowing.

I didn't get any sleep last night either. I know. Yeah, you've got that cool, sexy. She didn't get any sleep last night kind of look to you.

I wonder why.

I can't.

I can't figure.

I'm just saying she's like, looks gradient.

I have no idea why.

I have no idea why.

And I'm not going to look into that for heaven's sakes.

This is not 60 minutes.

This is the Von Hessler Doctrine.

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