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Hello? Atlanta's News and Talk. Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia and beyond, hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins.

Eh, right now.

I am your lovable, for the time being not so huggable, mid-morning chat host, Eric Von Hessler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares.

Man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews, lady of quite a few voices in her own right, Autumn Fisher,

and the handsomest producer in all the producery, Jared Yamamoto.

Wishing you yet another thankful Thursday.

I am so thankful that young Jared Yamamoto is the producer of my radio show.

I mean, the rest of you, I could take or leave.

Whatever. But this Jared Yamamoto of you, I could take or leave. That is, whatever. But this Jared

Yamamoto, man, does he bring his A game every day? Now, someone say his A game isn't, you know,

but I like consistency. It's important to me. If you're going to be a, you know, I'm not going to

give it another letter grade, but if it's not going to be quite an A, be consistent. That way I know, I know what I'm getting.

Autumn Fisher, depending on whether the moon is waxing or waning, things are up and down.

Tim Andrews is a brilliant genius, but you know how they are.

You know how these brilliant.

Yeah, tortured.

I got to deal with that.

Then I got to get Autumn to psychoanalyze him.

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