Live in lockdown from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, and beyond, hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now.

I am your lovable for the time being not so huggable mid-morning chat host, Eric von Hesler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares.

Man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews, lady of quite a few voices in her own right,

Autumn Fisher, and the handsomest producer in olive producery, Jared Yamamoto.

And I normally wouldn't be excited about this, Eric,

but I see my stimulus check waiting in my bank account right now.

I'm one of the first ones.

Wait a minute.

Excuse me, you have a job.

I don't know what kind of scam you have going,

but I know for a fact that you and your live-in girlfriend,

living in sin, no doubt, are... for a fact that you and your live-in girlfriend,

living in sin, no doubt,

are both working.

So if you're getting any money from my wallet,

I want it back.

Don't worry.

Yes?

I will contribute it back in I owe you later on. All right, as long as, hey, you know what, if it's just a loan, you go ahead and give it back to the taxpayers.

I think it's just fine. I hope everybody listening had a, I don't know if you can say a great lockdown Easter, but I hope that you had a decent one, a good one. If things are not too

horrible for you, meaning I would say the larger number of people and pets in the smaller

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