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Live from Sherwood Forest in the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, hour one of the Von Hesler doctrine begins right now.

I am your lovable, huggable, mid-morning chat host, Eric von Hessler, surrounded by the doctrinairs,

man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews, lady of quite a few voices in her own right, if I do say so myself,

Autumn Fisher, and the handsomest producer in all of producery, Jared Yamamoto.

Happy Presidents Day, Eric.

Oh, and boy, what a big holiday this one is.

Happy Presidents Day.

What a great day.

This is where we are supposed to celebrate all of our presidents equally.

No matter if they sucked or whether they were great, we just celebrate all of the presidents. Well, let me just say this. And the

Von Hessler Doctrine, hopefully I like to present myself as a rehabbed, a reformed shock jock,

someone who's older and wiser and not out there just a shock.

So I guarantee the audience, I'm not doing this in an effort to shock.

But on this president's day, I don't have enough room to celebrate every president.

I looked at the list.

One has to go.

And hopefully everyone will agree with me.

I have reasons for this. But every president except for William Henry Harrison.

I'm not celebrating William Henry Harrison.

No, why would you not do that, sir?

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