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Live from Sherwood Forest in the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now.

I am your lovable, huggable, mid-morning chat host, Eric von Hessler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares.

Man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews.

Autumn Fisher has the day off.

Corona, I believe.

We have our fingers crossed for her.

But we do have with us, of course, the handsomest producer in all of

Producery, Jared Yamamoto.

And I'm doing this show with my surgical mask on to protect myself from autumn.

Well, thank you for protecting yourself.

But apparently the surgical mask do not work.

Oh.

They make you sick because they collect microbes.

Yeah, it's not a good idea. You have to have the ones they have that white and they've got

that thing on the outside, that plastic cap. That's right. It's not a full-on gas mask,

but it has a little bit of that look. Those are the only masks that work. The rest is all

for show. China has everybody putting them on because here's the deal. Most people

aren't going to get it or die from it, so you might as well have a show

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