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Live! Atlanta's News and Talk. Live from Sherwood Forest in the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, hour one of the Von Hessler

Doctrine begins right now.

I am your lovable, huggable, mid-morning chat host, Eric von Hessler,

surrounded by the lovable doctrinares, man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews,

lady of quite a few voices in her own right, if I do say so myself, Autumn Fisher.

And the handsomest producer in olive producerie

Jared Yamamoto

Good morning, Eric

Good morning. First of all, I want to apologize.

This happens like twice a year with me, and I don't know why.

No one has a...

I'm a routine guy.

I wake up at the same time every morning.

I do the same thing.

Between 4 a.m. and 9 a.m. and we start this show,

you could basically know, if you saw me one day, you could chart and know what I'm doing

every single day. But every once in a while, I miss a step. And a couple times a year,

I somehow forget to apply deodorant to my underarms. I don't know why. And I don't notice until,

you know, in the morning I'm doing my laps around the building to get my steps in. And somewhere

around the third lap around this august campus of ours, I started to notice, well, it's

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