And so it came to pass that on the eve of the von Hessler Doctrine Christmas special,

Santa Claus himself signed his name on the dotted line and agreed to make an appearance on the show.

With that, Father Christmas was on his way to the WSP studios.

But look out, Santa. There is danger. It's the Von Hessler Doctrine 2019 Christmas special starring Eric von Hessler and his doctrinairs,

Tim Andrews, Autumn Fisher, Greg Russ, Jared Yamamoto, and English Nick,

featuring Chris Chandler, Dave Baker, Christina Aitlin, Randy Drake, Fred Blankenship, musical legends driving and crying,

and very special guest, Santa Claus, all on the Von Hesler Doctrine Christmas special, 2019.

Please welcome your host, me, Eric Von Hesler.

Thank you.

Thank you and welcome to the Von Hesler Doctrine Christmas special 2019.

Let's hear it for all the doctrinares we have with us.

Tim Andrews.

Autumn Fisher. English Nick. And Andrews, Autumn Fisher,

English Nick,

and of course the handsomest producer and olive producery,

Jared Yamamoto.

I don't see Greg here,

but I'm sure he'll get here soon.

I know his plane was scheduled to land

just a few hours ago,

so hopefully it won't be long before he arrives,

but until then, we do have a Christmas special to get on with, so hopefully it won't be long before he arrives. But until then, we do have a

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