Live from Sherwood Forest in the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now.

I am your lovable, huggable, mid-morning chat host, and I'm really, really here, I promise.

Really?

Yeah, Eric Von Hessler

surrounded by some of the doctrinares.

Tim Andrews is here. Autumn Fisher is here. Jared Yamamoto

has the day off. Saved again by the great English Nick.

Standing in. Standing in. Yes.

In Jared's stead.

And I'm digging out.

I've got to tell you, I've been through something the last couple of days.

You know, I can't really, you don't really, it's like coldish, fluish, vomitous, a couple of days.

And I don't know what it was, but I'm digging out now but as I was driving in this morning

I heard a story here on WSB radio about how smoking too much pot can make you vomit all the time

I thought it's kind of odd everybody's going to be assuming because I was out for a couple of days and this news breaks.

I don't know how this is news we just find out now.

But of course, as I was listening to that, as you guys know, I was knowing in the back of my mind, well, that can't apply to me.

No.

Not Mr. Soriety here. No. Not Mr. sobriety here.

No.

Not Mr. I do it right.

Not Mr. Boy Scouts.

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