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hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now.

I am your lovable, huggable, mid-morning chat host, Eric Von Hessler, surrounded by the

doctrinairs.

Tim Andrews is here, Autumn Fisher is here, and look at that.

Jared Yamamoto, who keeps, have you noticed a couple times this last week, he's commented on how much whiter

we are than him? It seems to be a theme. We've taken pictures and stuff. And he keeps commenting

on the pictures how much whiter everyone else on the show is than him.

You're half Asian, half Hispanic.

Why would you expect that people from German stock wouldn't be whiter than you?

Well, you know what it is?

It's the middle of the summer.

And I have a feeling that you guys tan well, too.

I think that you guys just don't get outside enough.

I really have.

I burn. Actually, this year, I have not been out there on my deck as much. I wait till later so I can go do my steps and the sun is not on my back area. On my pool area where I walk around.

Yeah, but you have your own private pool.

You could easily just go out there and lay out and get a good sweat going.

Take all my clothes off.

Listen to some music.

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