Live from Sherwood Forest in the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now.

I am your lovable, huggable, mid-morning chat host, Eric Von Hesler.

The doctrinairs are all here.

Sometimes my friends, sometimes my foes, but they're all here.

Tim Andrews is here.

Autumn Fisher is here.

And of course, Jerry Yamamoto is here.

It's great that we're all back together, man.

This is an actual real live show.

Unless we've taped this and sometime in the future, I'm actually playing it as a replay.

But for right now, this is an authentically live show. We're all here. Mentally and physically,

I think, at least except for Jared, most of us, mentally and physically. I take it. Everybody had a

great July 4th. Oh, yeah. I'm not really asking it. It's just a way for me to tell you how my July 4th was.

Eric, how was your July 4th?

Well, thank you for asking on it.

Actually, I had some pain in my neck on this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Things are tough all over, pal. Let me just ask this question, because I don't know, because I've lived in the same neighborhood

since 2000.

And this is the only house I've ever bought in my life.

So it was all rentals and apartment complexes up to this.

So this is the place that I've lived the longest ever in my entire life where I live now.

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