Live from Sherwood Forest in the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, hour one of the Von Hesler

doctrine begins right now.

I'm your lovable, huggable, mid-morning chat host, Eric Von Hesler.

Here to serve.

I'm here to serve you, the listener.

The doctrinares, they're here to serve me.

Tim Andrews, Autumn Fisher, and of course, the man known as Jared, Jared Yamamoto.

Well, Eric, I was a little worried that we weren't going to be able to do the show this morning.

Why?

Well, because we got that radioactive test.

Thank goodness it was a test. EAS alert on our phones.

Did we know this was coming?

Were there news reports that said that there was going to be a test?

I'm looking everywhere. I'm not seeing anything about it.

Was this just for Apple users or was just a test for all smartphone users?

I think it was for all smartphone users.

So there is no radioactivity in the air is what you're saying.

Correct. It was a test.

We're a news and information service, radio.

So I want to make sure that people understand that was just a test they got on there.

There is no, currently, there is no dangerous level of radioactivity in the air.

That's right. I've never seen it here first, folks. We have the story first.

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