Live from Sherwood Forest in the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now.

I'm your lovable morning chat host, Eric Von Hesler.

The doctrinares are all assembled.

Tim Andrews, Autumn Fisher, Jared Yamamoto.

How's it going, Eric?

You know, I am in a good mood.

I'm in a good mood.

You know, so often, because this is a current event show, it gets negative.

There's a lot of negative out there.

I walk in in a good mood.

You have any way, anything at all to toss at me that's positive, that's happy, a good positive way to start our show?

You know, I think I have the open mic that's just for you.

It's just for me?

Okay, I feel like it's time to like pep up your egos.

I don't know.

Probably not.

I'm probably going to regret this as soon as I do it.

But y'all are freaking awesome.

I mean, you're the best radio show, not even in Atlanta, just everywhere, the best podcast ever. Love you. Oh man, I love her. That's positive.

That makes me feel good inside. You got to, hey, give me some more where that came from, how?

Obviously, we got a lot of good vibes going on the open mic. Let's not stop that train.

Hey, Eric, random question for you.

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