Live from Sherwood Forest in the heart of Atlanta, Georgia.

Hour one of the Von Hessler Doctrine begins right now.

I am your lovable morning chat host, Eric Von Hessler.

The other voices, the doctrinres, they're all here.

Tim Andrews, Autumn Fisher.

Of course, Jared Yamamoto, after that shaky beats weekend,

doing everything you can to get a new supply of serotonin to his brain.

At least they made it a two-day festival instead of a three-day like it was last year.

So I'm doing much better today.

That's why you're here.

That's right.

So you're not as sad as you were yesterday.

Well, I don't know.

You know how this works?

You know how this works?

Your brain only makes so much serotonin.

So if you sap it, then you've got to wait

like a week for it before you can get happy

again. But you look to me as if you're

reasonable. You know, I'm a pro at this.

This is my third or fourth

May madness where I've done this where I go to

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