Live from Sherwood Forest in the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, hour one of the Bon Hessler Doctrine begins now.

I am.

Your lovable morning chat host, Eric Von Hesler.

The doctrinairs are here, Tim Andrews, Autumn Fisher, and of course, Jared Yamamoto.

What's up, Eric?

I'll tell you, I'm just still so angry about this Kentucky Derby.

You too?

Yeah, I can't get over it, Mr. President.

I have slept very little.

I've had maybe two winks.

Three winks, maybe, four.

I don't know, but not very many. Somewhere between two and four winks. Three winks, maybe, four. I don't know, but not very many. Somewhere between two and four winks.

You know, I took care of the Tiger Woods thing and I have just been in a day.

We have to figure out what happens.

Perhaps legislation is it.

I want Congress to look at it.

You told me that it was some sort of anti-Trump thing, a politically correct thing.

They didn't like maximum security because that's what you're all about. I'm about maximum security. Look,

they get at the comfort house. They didn't want the horse. Is that the horse's name? Comfort

house? Comfort house, yes, which is also known as a

house. You know, ladies of the horses of the evening, whatever, I don't know, but this is... Horses of the evening.

You think that this is only human beings engage in this sort of behavior?

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