Everyone has an opinion, but he's got the Von Hesler Doctrine.

Eric Von Hesler on W.S.B.

Live from Sherwood Forest in the heart of Atlanta, Georgia.

Hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins now.

I am the aforementioned Eric Von Hessler.

The doctrinairs are all here.

Tim Andrews, Autumn Fisher, and Jared Yamamoto.

What's up?

Oh, there's a lot of, man. I was watching TV yesterday,

and I saw a lot of people, and they were all yelling at other people,

and they were all saying that everybody else is terrible for the country, and I saw a lot of people and they were all yelling at other people and they were all saying

that everybody else is terrible for the country and I got confused.

So I went out of my deck, I popped open a beer and I blissfully, blissfully swam away from

it all.

But now because this is what I do for a living, Jared Yamamoto, you're going to have to

bring me up to date on all the people who are screaming and hollering and yelling and blaming each other for whatever's wrong with this country. So let's do this.

Headlines for Thursday, May 2nd.

All right, I take it. We start with the Bill Bar-Baggaggans testimony.

How did you know? How did you know I was going to go there?

Seemed to be a big thing yesterday.

Everybody was cackling about it.

You ever get in those moods where you hear people cackling And you just don't want to hear no cackling no more?

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