Everyone has an opinion, but he's got the Von Hesler Doctrine.

Eric Von Hesler on W.S.B.

Live from Sherwood Forest in the heart of Atlanta, Georgia.

Hour one of the Von Hessler Doctrine begins now.

I am your lovable, huggable.

Morning chat host, Eric Von Hessler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinairs.

First of those, man of a thousand voices and even more moods, Tim Andrews is here.

She still, to this day, is the reigning queen of the invisible box.

Autumn Fisher is here. And he will always be the handsomest producer in all of

producer. Jared Yamamoto is here. And I know we're waiting on the Mello report, Eric, but I just want to

tell you that I already know exactly how you feel about it and what

you're going to say about it. And you already know how you feel about how I feel about it.

That's right. Who needs the actual report? No. Why we've been watching these shows all day long

and everybody has an opinion about the report that is going to come out at 11 o'clock.

It's quite amazing.

We obviously have a lot of soothsayers in the media, and I am not one of them.

We're going to cover the Mueller report.

Damn right.

You don't need to go anywhere.

We're going to do our little shindig here for a few minutes. Then when the press conference starts, we're going to go to the press

conference. And when it's over, we're going to come back here. We're going to give Eric Erickson

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