Everyone has an opinion, but he's got the Von Hesler Doctrine.

Eric Von Hesler on W.S.B.

Live from Sherwood Forest in the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, hour one of the Von Hessler Doctrine begins now. I am your lovable morning chat host, Eric Von Hesler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinairs.

The first of those, man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews is here.

She is the reigning queen of the Invisible Box.

Autumn Fisher is with us, and he's the handsomest producer in all of

Producery. Jared Yamamoto is here.

I'm in a pollen haze, Eric, but you know what, it's a fry?

Yay! So I'm going to be all right.

Now you put me into a rage.

Before we start everything, I'm going to say today, I'm in kind of a strange mood I have

to say not a bad mood but certainly I've kind of had it up to here with just

about everyone and everything but not in a totally negative way I heard your tease

well that's I I have that here because I was driving in and I heard my own teas.

I make the morning tease right before I leave my house.

Do you take it with cream and sugar?

I do.

I fill it up.

I fill it up with all the good sugars.

But I make it downstairs. I have my own studio. It's a multi-million

dollar studio. It was built only so I could make those 15-second morning teases you hear

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