The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E050 - Spank the Spazz

The Von Haessler Doctrine

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4.7 • 695 Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2019

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about O' Rourke gesticulation, APD marijuana, high school sexting, and much more!

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0:00.0	Everyone has an opinion, but he's got the Von Hesler Doctrine.
0:08.2	Eric Von Hesler on W.S.B.
0:13.2	Live from Sherwood Forest in the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, hour one.
0:18.5	The Von Hesler Doctrine begins now.
0:23.6	I am the aforementioned Derek von Hesler.
0:29.6	The other voices you hear are the doctrinares. First of those man of a thousand voices,
0:35.6	Tim Andrews is here. She's the queen of the invisible box. Autumn Fisher joins us. And he's the handsomest producer in all of producery.
0:39.0	Jared Yamamoto.
0:40.5	And I think we're joined by a special fifth guest here, Erica.
0:43.8	I don't want to know about this.
0:46.4	Like a minute before we go on the air.
0:48.9	Oh, I've got a little baby bird with me this morning.
0:52.0	It's not a baby.
0:52.8	It's an adult.
0:53.9	Why do you have a bird in your room? What is the matter with you?
0:57.2	It was on the ground.
0:58.8	Dirty, gross.
1:00.3	I picked him up, and he tried to bite me.
1:03.7	Of course, because it's a bird and you're a person.
1:07.4	Why are you, what have you decided you're going to take care of the birds all of a sudden?
1:12.6	Well, not all the birds, just this bird.
1:15.2	I love this. I love when people see one bird.
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