Everyone has an opinion, but he's got the Von Hesler Doctrine.

Eric Von Hesler on W.S.B.

Live from Sherwood Forest in the heart of Atlanta, Georgia.

Hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins now.

I am your lovable morning chat host, Eric Von Hesler.

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What's going on?

If you bring up this National Nap Day, I am going to go over there and I'm going to punch you in the face.

And I will be liable.

I mean, I'll be put in jail or have to pay a bunch of money because I made the idiotic mistake of telling you that I was going to do it before I did it.

So, although I would say, Your Honor, he was warned.

So if you do follow this up with, hey, Eric, it's National Knapping Day.

I will say, Your Honor, duly warned.

He then started the conflict.

Well, do you have any Monday motivation for me then?

I have a Monday motivation.

He just gave it to you.

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