The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E040 - Twerking Cows

The Von Haessler Doctrine

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4.7 • 695 Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2019

⏱️ 122 minutes

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Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the truncated summit, sociopathic yawning, the '4 day Rule,' and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mosquito Control"

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0:00.0	Everyone has an opinion, but he's got the Von Hesler Doctrine.
0:08.0	Eric Von Hesler on W.S.B.
0:12.5	Live from Sherwood Forest in the heart of Atlanta, Georgia.
0:16.9	Hour 1 of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins now.
0:21.5	I am the aforementioned Eric von Hesler.
0:23.8	The other voices you hear are the doctrinares.
0:27.2	First of those man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews.
0:31.0	The Queen of the Invisible Box and Root on her way.
0:35.8	I guess they're using the automobile from Maryland to Atlanta. So she's
0:41.5	on her way for tomorrow's live lounge show. But that's okay. You want to know why that's okay?
0:47.9	Because we still got the handsomest producer and all the producery. Jared Yamamoto is here.
0:52.7	I hear the automobile is much more efficient than the horse and carriage.
0:55.8	It certainly is.
0:56.8	The last time she did, she took the horse and carriage and she was late for the show.
1:00.7	Her husband works for NASA.
1:02.0	Why didn't they take a space shuttle?
1:04.0	Space shuttle.
1:04.6	Take a missile.
1:05.8	So many things to talk about this morning.
1:09.7	In these kind of days, I have to be careful not to try to jam
1:13.0	everything in. But one thing, this is very serious. I'll get to this later. I'm telling you,
1:18.4	the honest truth, your host here, I think I saw the most violent thing I've ever seen in my
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