Everyone has an opinion, but he's got the Von Hesler Doctrine.

Eric Von Hesler on W.S.B.

Live from Sherwood Forest in the heart of Atlanta, Georgia.

Hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins now.

I am the aforementioned Eric von H Hessler. The other voices you hear are the doctrinairs.

First of those, man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews is here.

She's the queen of the invisible box.

Autumn Fisher joins us.

And uh-oh, look who's back. The handsomest producer and all of

producery. Ah, Jared Yamamoto. He is 30 years old. This is the first Von Hesler Doctrine

episode featuring a nearly senile Jared Yamamoto as he comes back.

How do you feel?

Hashtag 30 and thriving, guys.

I feel great.

I'm happy.

I missed you all.

You may say you're 30 and thriving, but I'll tell you something.

You left here on Thursday a sprightly 29-year-old young man.

And I noticed just this morning walking around the office, a little bit of the stooping.

Had a cane? Not quite a cane, but developing some perhaps crow's feet around the eyes.

Oh, yeah. I heard him say, oh, my back. Yeah, yeah. Now when he gets up out of a chair, there's a

noise emitted from him. He and his girlfriend are going to Old Country buffet for dinner at four.

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