Everyone has an opinion, but he's got the Von Hesler Doctrine.

Eric Von Hesler on W.S.B.

Live from Sherwood Forest in the heart of Atlanta, Georgia.

Hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins now.

I am your lovable morning chat host, Eric Von Hesler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares.

The first of those man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews is here.

You know her lovingly as the queen of the Invisible Box.

Autumn Fisher joins us.

And he's the handsomest producer in all of producery. Jared Yamamoto is here. Good morning. Well, good morning to you. First

of all, I'm glad the mics didn't come on early because that was a filthy conversation we were

having before we went on air. A little pre-show fun. A little pre-show fun. It should be left pre-show where it belongs.

But as a man who's been tossed off the air a couple of times,

because mics were open when you didn't think they were,

sometimes, oh, Alan says he has it on tape and he will use it against us

at the proper time in the future.

I want to say, you know, I'm told by my radio consultant slash guru, Clive Cliverson, he says, Eric, this show is growing.

It's expanding so quickly that you have to realize you have a lot of new listeners constantly, right?

You're telling me...

It's like the...

It's like a...

It's like the universe, right?

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