Everyone has an opinion, but he's got the Von Hesler Doctrine.

Eric von Hesler on W.S.B.

I think I hit the wrong button.

Live from Sherwood Forest in the heart of Atlanta, Georgia. Hour one of the Von Hesler

Doctrine begins now. I am the aforementioned Eric von Hesler. The other voices you hear

are the doctrinares. The first of those, man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews is here. She's the queen of the invisible

box. Autumn Fisher joins us, and he is the handsomest producer in all of producery, a Jared

Yamamoto's with us. And you'll be happy to know, Eric, I just got a media advisory from Mercedes-Benz Stadium saying that Arthur Blank is available

today at 4 o'clock.

Oh, for a press conference?

Yeah.

Can I go down there?

Of course you can.

Hey, I bought a lawnmower at Home Depot?

Yeah, I got to mow my lawn like twice and it broke down.

Well, what do you think of that?

We're here to talk about the Super Bowl.

Yeah, well, you look, I got to keep a receipt for everything.

I got to have a receipt, but you don't have to sell me a lawnmower that gives me at

least three mowings of my...

That's wrong.

Well, we're here to talk about the Los Angeles Rams and also...

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