The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E006 - Baby Shark

The Von Haessler Doctrine

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4.7 • 695 Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2019

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Join Eric, Clark Howard, and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the downside of living forever, Toxic Masculinity, Starbucks syringes, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mosquito Control"

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0:00.0	Everyone has an opinion, but he's got the Von Hesler Doctrine.
0:08.0	Eric Von Hesler on W.S.B.
0:12.5	Live from Sherwood Forest, hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins now.
0:19.5	I am your lovable morning chat host, Eric Von Hesler.
0:22.5	The other voices you hear are
0:24.6	the doctrinairs. The first of
0:26.6	those, man of a thousand voices, Tim
0:28.5	Andrews is here. She's the
0:30.6	queen of the invisible box and has
0:32.5	quite a potty mouth. Autumn Fisher
0:34.6	joins us, and he is
0:36.5	the handsomest producer in all of
0:38.6	producerie. Jared Yamamoto is here. And Eric, I don't see you tweeting about
0:43.3	hashtag ways to stay forever young. What's going on, man? That's because I'm not an
0:48.9	idiot and I'm not looking to be part of the trending world. And I'm 54 years of age. So I'm past the whole
0:57.4	concept of remaining young. You don't want to be forever young? No, I don't want to be forever.
1:01.6	First of all, people think that being forever young would be wonderful, but that would also
1:06.9	mean forever, well, let's not say stupid, let's say forever unwise.
1:12.6	Immature.
1:13.6	You would never really learn anything.
1:16.6	And also, people think, Jared Yamamoto, that it would be a good idea if we could somehow live forever.
1:24.6	But let me say something about that.
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