The Von Haessler Doctrine S5/E004 - P-Drops

The Von Haessler Doctrine

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4.7 • 695 Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2018

⏱️ 124 minutes

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Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about Trump's handshake, breath-shaming, donut outrage, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mosquito Control"

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0:00.0	Everyone has an opinion, but he's got the Von Hesler Doctrine.
0:08.0	Eric Von Hesler on W.S.B.
0:12.0	Live from Sherwood Forest in the heart of Atlanta, Georgia.
0:18.0	Hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now.
0:21.9	I am the aforementioned Eric von Hesler.
0:24.0	The other voices you hear are the doctrinares.
0:27.5	The first of those, man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews.
0:31.4	The Queen of the Invisible Box, Autumn Fisher is here.
0:35.2	And the handsomest producer in all of producery, shameful.
0:39.6	Jared Yamamoto is here.
0:41.2	What's up, Eric?
0:43.8	I'm trying to get myself into a better mood.
0:46.5	I don't want to be in a bad mood.
0:47.7	It's Thursday.
0:48.6	Why would you be in a bad mood?
0:49.7	Well, I'll tell you what.
0:51.3	Put my shoes on today, which I do every day.
0:55.2	One of my habits in the morning is I put my shoes on and popped a shoestring.
1:02.0	Now let me tell you something.
1:03.4	I am a finely tuned machine when I'm getting ready in the morning.
1:08.3	Everything is laid out from the night before. You know, you don't have servants
1:12.3	for them not to have things ready for you, right? So my butler has my, has everything laid
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