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Hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now. I'm your host, Eric Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now.

I'm your host, Eric Von Hesler.

With most, not all, the doctrinaire is here today.

Tim Andrews is here.

Autumn Fisher has the afternoon off.

George Clark is here.

Jared Yamamoto is here.

Jared Yamamoto is, you know, he's, I wouldn't say he's not happy.

He's always happy.

But there's levels, of course.

There's a spectrum of happy.

Never sad, but he's on the, always on the happy side.

There's a happy spectrum of zero to ten. The happy spectrum.

The happy spectrum. Look, we have a name for the podcast right out of the, right out of the

the, the happy spectrum. A couple of things, I think, are keeping him to the lower end of the

happy spectrum, I could say, today. Number one is, I saw that

there's a headline in the AJC that says Atlanta's number one cheerleader is retiring, which is

fine because you could think to yourself, well, that makes room for Jared Yamamoto, but I think he's just upset that someone else is considered Atlanta's number one cheerleader. We'll get to that in a moment. Another reason I think that he's on the lower end of the happy spectrum is because he went to visit his wife at the headquarters where she works. You can say it. It's a chick-fil-a. Okay. Well, I don't want to, look, I don't want to set up a rivalry. No, no, no, there's no rivalry. I don't want to put our people on the spot because he came back and said, you wouldn't believe this place is bustling. Everybody's running around. Well, they kept telling me, they're like, it's spring break here. And I'm like, it's been spring break at our office on the corporate side too.

For six years. And I mean, this office, guys, I mean, it was bustling. They had a whole cafeteria full of food, milkshake bar. This is what he wants. He wants a milk. He's upset that we don't have a milk. Best I can do is a gallon of milk.

No milk.

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